Amazing And Awesome Whatsapp Status

Amazing, Awesome Whatsapp Status

Amazing, Awesome Whatsapp Status

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Amazing, Awesome Whatsapp Status

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God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

Don't worry. God is always on time.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

If you don't understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

If you don't understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

Life is like riding bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

No love is greater than mom's love, no care is greater than dad's care.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

If you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Amazing, Awesome Whatsapp Status

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